Some Friends helped me compile this list. It was actually quite hilarious coming up with all of them. Do you have any you think I should add?
Trying to get off the floor…well if you could get down there it must be a good day so the best of luck on that.
You notice the shine on your shoes way too often!
Getting off the couch feels like wrestling in flannel after stuffing down your thanksgiving meal.
Lying on your stomach has ever left you locked and unable to move.
The pharmacist knows your family and pulls your meds without a word.
You have more docs in your phone contacts than friends.
Sitting on the floor is something you use to do.
Your month can encompass six doctor appointments.
You have enough radiation running through you to power a small plant.
Looking up is no longer an option.
Sex requires a handful of pain pills and weeks of recovery.
Your pain specialist is also your best friend.
Given an extra pile of cash to go burn at your favorite store and all you can think about is how sore you are going to be after.
Trying to check over your shoulder requires you to move your entire body.
When your perfume becomes Icy Hot.
Your supportive friends and family mean the world to you!
Your daughter thinks dressing up like mommy is putting on an MRI gown.
Your son knows when to run for pills without being asked.
When you see the reflection of yourself while walking. (The King of Pain)
When you tell someone what you have and they respond “that’s a new one to me”. (The King of Pain)
When I can’t _________ (The King of Pain)
When a stranger asks you “What the hell’s wrong with your neck? Does it hurt?” (The King of Pain)
When you wish you could look up to see a star. (The King of Pain)
When you can’t lean back to get your hair washed. (The King of Pain)
When you’re the first one to find the five pound note on the ground. (Irish)
When you can no longer get the last dregs out of your can of beer without using a straw. (Irish)
When you need a police escort home from the pharmacy. (Fred)
When moving your head sounds like rice crispy treats. (Madiatch)
When you can tie your shoe laces without sitting down. (Number One Face of AS Kevin)